February 2012
don’t wanna go do this dumb old job i have to do wah wah wah
welp
ok then
I reaaaaaaaaally wish I knew how to sew.
Because I just came up with the fiercest swimsuit design and I really want it made, NOW.
god bless etsy for always having someone who can make what you are looking for
inmybonesinmybones:
I’m writing the story about foreign exchange students for yearbook this year, so I had to interview a guy named John from Brazil today and he is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. He’s got like, Elvis-y (kinda, not really. Idk.) hair and dark eyes and the accent OH THE ACCENT. And to top it off he’s like the nicest guy ever. Omg. I’m dumb.
He is the most precious soul I have...
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(jeandujardin/366 Days of Music)
Simon &...
saraheliz1397:
proverbialdoormat:
saraheliz1397:
Deuces Fetus! (only proverbialdoormat would know what i’m talking about) hahaha
Oh my god, the pro-choice conversation today! Hahahahaha!
P.S. there’s a surprise on your yearbook page when you check back on Monday ;-)
Hahaha that conversation was amazing….and should i be scared??? :P
No, you should be excited! Hahaha. Nothing special....
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“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
saraheliz1397:
Deuces Fetus! (only proverbialdoormat would know what i’m talking about) hahaha
Oh my god, the pro-choice conversation today! Hahahahaha!
P.S. there’s a surprise on your yearbook page when you check back on Monday ;-)
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“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via theuncommonplace)
Not excited about today. At all.
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headmasterzefron:
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Burger King just called me!
I had to do a phone interview and I probably sounded like a complete moron. Blegh. Hopefully they call me back! :3
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i wish my ass wasn’t so huge
like really though
it has its own gravitational pull
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blaineisapizza:
i hope the gorilla gram is some really cheesy poem
like
“roses are red
violets are blue
i might be blind in one eye
but all i see is you.”
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A BABY? WITH WHOSE VAGINA
SOooOooOOoOoo tempted to buy the Scott Pilgrim box set.
thewaythingswork asked: It must be an old person thing, I can't imagine my birthday wish involving fish of any kind. Haha. What a waste... I'll tell her for you, thank you! :)
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Andy: Why are you always such a prick to me?
Lenny: I'm just not sure you're mine so I keep an emotional distance.
Andy: If only that were true and I wasn't looking at the ghost of Hanukkah future, fighting the urge to throw myself off a cliff.
i just feel really sick of me today
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“Ain’t dis da fuckin’ shit.”
– Heylia James
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Celia's daughter fucking sucks.
I suddenly had the strangest impulse to meet a hot and sexy boy, buy a convertible and travel across the country. I WISH I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE KIND OF LIFE CHOICES.
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theycallmemos:
Bon Iver - Beth/Rest
SHOOT!
U-Turn just got murdered by my chunky black brutha! DAMN! Weeds is so dramatic sometimes I just can’t handle it.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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crying to myself silently as i whisper “no more, please” and subconsciously click “next episode”
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