proverbial doormat

I 

FUCKING

WON

NANOWRIMO

fuck yeah you see that word count shit

here let me throw a fucking graph your way

i was behind since day fucking six

feast your eyes

I AM A BEAST OF THE WRITTEN WORD

bow before christ

he called me lightning fingers because i have written so much today

and then he went in to do a fist pound and wasn’t sure whether to pound my knuckles or hit the bottom of my hand so he did both

omg he’s so cute and old

i died

I looked over and the door to the closet in the hallway started sliding open slowly and my cat is going crazy and she wasn’t in the closet but she keeps looking around wildly like she sees things and omg it’s too scary I don’t want to die

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i am so legitimately screwed ugh i just procrastinate too damn much

have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf

anxiety-im-a-passenger:

if you don’t like fall out boy you’re wrong

I want some Dallas Green!

So Heather really made me want to start watching the Vampire Diaries today. I think I’m going to start! :-)