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Jul 31st

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madeagoestohell: i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

Jul 31st

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Jul 27th

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mmmlibertyy: JUST PRESS PLAY

Jul 27th

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liamoflegends: nic-cages-dick: i morphed jesus and nic cage i have seen the face of god we’re going to steal the 10 commandments kind of looks like a ultra-feminine liam neeson a la batman begins

Jul 26th

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Anonymous asked: Hi, im interested in buying some hand painted shoes. BUT id like to know if you would be able to design them with the Janoskians on them, if you dont know who they are google them c: theyre on youtube. <3 please answer, i am very interested.

Jul 26th

firelordloki asked: Which Cold Stone do you work at? The one in Grand Blanc, right? Just down from the movie theatre?

Jul 26th

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computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR

me: shh it's ok

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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Watch

And it is still funny.

Jul 24th

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i-wuv-virgins: When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost in a sea of vague plot details and random dialogue.

Jul 24th

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qurly-hair:

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shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti

Jul 24th

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