"Do you know why firetrucks are red? Well, firetrucks have four wheels, and 8 people on firetruck. 4+8=12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen elizabeth was a ruler. There was also a ship named after queen elizabeth. The ship sailed the seas, and the seas have fish. Fish have fins. People from finland are aslo called fins. Finland and russia were in a war a long time ago. Russians are red. and firetrucks are always russian around."